My Language

As you read my blog you may notice, that I have my own style of grammar and I can’t spell good. I like to think I have my own little language. Which I understand, people who understand me understand. This sometimes angers people, perhaps because they don’t understand? But I don’t know any other way.’ Me fail English thats umpossible’ in the word of Ralph Wigam. In my head (la la land) my English is perfect and everyones else is umperfect.

So no I do not apologise now for all the grammatical and spelling errors I am about to unleash. Soon you will all be speaking Gnomise (and no the g in no longer silent.)In my mind free speech means the freedom to use speech the way I want and this in my mind justifies Gnomise.